The Teyrnir of Dieron is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Teyrn Corvo vos Taliari with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.333 billion Dieronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tahlwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The very strong Dieronian economy, worth 940 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,527 kamas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Dieron's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Dieron is ranked 222,992^nd in the world and 19^th in Germany for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,129.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.