The Colony of DII33 is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.804 billion DII33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient DII33ian economy, worth 556 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,303 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DII33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

DII33 is ranked 248,285^th in the world and 2^nd in daesh isil isis for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.