The Military Future of Dilton Doiley is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Dilton Doiley with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.148 billion Riverdalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riverdalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,542 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, a video of Dilton Doiley wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dilton Doiley's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Dilton Doiley is ranked 241,888^th in the world and 4^th in Riverdale for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.