The Most Serene Republic of Dinaris is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Issa Forisan with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.793 billion Dinarisans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fluryen. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dinarisan economy, worth a remarkable 2,008 trillion aris a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,974 aris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinaris's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

Dinaris is ranked 5,418^th in the world and 1^st in The Royal Alliance II for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.6 law-abiding acts per hour.