The Free Land of Dione is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 8.971 billion Dioneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dionean economy, worth 727 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,052 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dione's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dione is ranked 63,190^th in the world and 37^th in Serenity for Safest, scoring 98.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.