The Ambassador of Diplomatia is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.859 billion Diplomatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Diplomatian economy, worth 686 trillion olive branches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,096 olive branches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private law firms are unheard of, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, and Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diplomatia's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Diplomatia is ranked 296,892^nd in the world and 34^th in Warzone Asia for Most Cultured, scoring 49 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.