The People's Republic of Dirdurt is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 40 million Dirdurtians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Dirdurtian economy, worth 2.30 trillion Dirdartskis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,536 Dirdartskis, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the justice of Dirdurt is considered superior to that of other nations, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and military service is compulsory. Crime is well under control. Dirdurt's national animal is the Vitalii, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dirdurt is ranked 144,192^nd in the world and 10^th in Konusshtadt for Most Patriotic, with 9.91 flags saluted per person per day.