The Disgusting Queendom of Disgusting Horses is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.977 billion Disgusting Horses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silver Spoon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The Disgusting Equine economy, worth 273 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,948 bits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,548 per year while the poor average 13,512, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Diaper sales are up, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Silver Spoon, smoking is banned in public areas, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is a serious problem. Disgusting Horses's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Disgusting Horses is ranked 302,622^nd in the world and 1^st in Disgusting for Safest, scoring 14.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.