The Republic of Djas29 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 4.253 billion Djas29ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The very strong Djas29ian economy, worth 287 trillion Wwwwwws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,573 Wwwwwws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas29's national animal is the Wwwwww, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Djas29 is ranked 62,579^th in the world and 91^st in House Boucher for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,525.19 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.