The Batista of Do Brasil da America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anderson Oitavo with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.857 billion Bdenses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Do Brasil da American economy, worth a remarkable 4,096 trillion Brasileus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 318,591 Brasileus, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Do Brasil da America's national animal is the Harpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoradores do Imperador.

Do Brasil da America is ranked 285,397^th in the world and 14^th in Bar Farofa for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -27.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.