The United Kingdom of Dofordia is a small, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 26 million Dofordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Dofordian economy, worth 803 billion pence a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,898 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, Harry Potter books are banned, there's a bright dawn ahead for Dofordia, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dofordia's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dofordia is ranked 232,698^th in the world and 20^th in True Waskaria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 704.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.