The Republic of Doge Chickens is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.348 billion Doge Chickens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirunny. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge Chicken economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion cluckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 114,568 cluckcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,006 per year while the poor average 4,217, a ratio of 206 to 1.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Chickens's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Chickens is ranked 17,585^th in the world and 13^th in DogeLand for Largest Black Market, with 214 trillion Standard Monetary Units.