The Republic of Doge Garrison 138 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.628 billion Doge Garrison 138ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The strong Doge Garrison 138ian economy, worth 61.0 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,495 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 138's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Doge Garrison 138 is ranked 117,080^th in the world and 1^st in JONKLER for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,229.81 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.