The Republic of Doge Garrison 2 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 17.428 billion Doge Garrison 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Doge Garrison 2ian economy, worth 856 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,153 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, Doge Garrison 2 has designated Doge Garrison 2 City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Doge Garrison 2 in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Doge Garrison 2's national religion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 2's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Garrison 2 is ranked 47,855^th in the world and 1^st in The JA Army for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,781.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.