The Republic of Doge Garrison 247 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 1.314 billion Doge Garrison 247ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The Doge Garrison 247ian economy, worth 60.7 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,198 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Harry Potter books are banned, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 247's national animal is the eagle.

Doge Garrison 247 is ranked 152,871^st in the world and 1^st in The Hills of Terrae for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,673.75 Standard Monetary Units.