The Republic of Doge Garrison 25 is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 12.514 billion Doge Garrison 25ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The strong Doge Garrison 25ian economy, worth 694 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,481 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and Doge Garrison 25 has designated Doge Garrison 25 City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low. Doge Garrison 25's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Garrison 25 is ranked 152,360^th in the world and 1^st in Gonk Droid for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.