The Republic of Doge Garrison 26 is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 12.518 billion Doge Garrison 26ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The strong Doge Garrison 26ian economy, worth 647 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,757 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and Doge Garrison 26 has designated Doge Garrison 26 City as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Doge Garrison 26's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Garrison 26 is ranked 255,559^th in the world and 1^st in The Dank Meme Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.