The Republic of Doge Garrison 3 is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 17.356 billion Doge Garrison 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The Doge Garrison 3ian economy, worth 773 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,583 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, organ donation is compulsory, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and Doge Garrison 3 has designated Doge Garrison 3 City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 3's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Doge Garrison 3 is ranked 186,769^th in the world and 1^st in The International Network for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,272.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.