The Republic of Doge Garrison 49 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working population of 5.645 billion Doge Garrison 49ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The Doge Garrison 49ian economy, worth 248 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,023 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Doge Garrison 49 has designated Doge Garrison 49 City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 49's national animal is the dolphin.

Doge Garrison 49 is ranked 204,899^th in the world and 1^st in The Wooloo Alliance for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.