The Republic of Doge Garrison 73 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-working population of 3.685 billion Doge Garrison 73ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The Doge Garrison 73ian economy, worth 149 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,470 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 73's national animal is the parrot.

Doge Garrison 73 is ranked 271,653^rd in the world and 1^st in Ecolyspal for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.