The Republic of Doge Garrison 79 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 3.716 billion Doge Garrison 79ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The Doge Garrison 79ian economy, worth 151 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 40,756 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 79's national animal is the eagle.

Doge Garrison 79 is ranked 114,487^th in the world and 1^st in Group of the Northwest for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.