The Republic of Doge Garrison 86 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 3.648 billion Doge Garrison 86ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The strong Doge Garrison 86ian economy, worth 180 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,434 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Harry Potter books are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 86's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Garrison 86 is ranked 207,761^st in the world and 1^st in Carp Kingdom for Safest, scoring 56.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.