The Republic of Dogrick is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.208 billion Dogrickians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Dogrickian economy, worth 320 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,358 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,167 per year while the poor average 9,463, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, Harry Potter books are banned, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dogrick's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dogrick is ranked 58,819^th in the world and 2^nd in Cankistan for Rudest Citizens, with 75.72 insults per minute.