The Grand Gold Holy Kingdom of Dolcemare is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 660 million Dolcemarinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosenbourg. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dolcemarean economy, worth 51.7 trillion Mattoncinis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,376 Mattoncinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolcemare's national animal is the ninni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolcemare is ranked 11,309^th in the world and 24^th in Wintreath for Highest Food Quality, scoring 152.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.