The Dominion of Doortam is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7 million Doortamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 10.2%.

The Doortamian economy, worth 400 billion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 57,244 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Doortam's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doortam is ranked 70,064^th in the world and 15^th in Tarkin for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.