The Rogue Nation of DorkSouls is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by John DorkSouls with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 817 million Chosen Undeads live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient DorkSoulsian economy, worth 117 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 144,042 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,836 per year while the poor average 34,955, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, hospitals in DorkSouls are too busy serving the needs of Beef to see Chosen Undeads, and gossip magazines have pictures of John DorkSouls sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. DorkSouls's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DorkSouls is ranked 7,802^nd in the world and 3^rd in Beef for Nicest Citizens, with 36.23 average smiles per day.