The Republic of Drafwolf is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 356 million Drafwolfians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The thriving Drafwolfian economy, worth 25.4 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,326 baht, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, and binoculars sales are at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Drafwolf's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Drafwolf is ranked 54,911^th in the world and 10^th in The Trout Essembly for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.