The Outer Heaven of Drexlore is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.554 billion Drexloreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mother Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drexlorean economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion Calorie Mates a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,866 Calorie Mates, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and when their backs are against the walls Drexloreans look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drexlore's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drexlore is ranked 6,480^th in the world and 4^th in The Black Hawks for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.77 percentage of bribes refused.