The Colony of Dreychelles is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.196 billion Dreychellesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Spirituality not funded at all. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The thriving Dreychellesian economy, worth 150 trillion Dreychellois rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,614 Dreychellois rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, pedants defending Leader observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dreychelles's national animal is the Aldabra giant tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dreychelles is ranked 185,191^st in the world and 7^th in Dritish Empire for Largest Black Market, with 628 billion Standard Monetary Units.