The Empire of Drowland is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 624 million Drowlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The strong Drowlandian economy, worth 32.6 trillion Drows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,254 Drows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drowland's national animal is the Honbuck, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Drowland is ranked 275,721^st in the world and 5^th in The Hinterlands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.