The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Egglin Gaylord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.853 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,727 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,127 Bird Droppings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, a significant number of Drunk Pigs are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse, and the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room". Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 292,604^th in the world and 169^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -29.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.