The Holy Empire of Druzzog is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Draconis with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.479 billion Druzzogians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draconia. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Druzzogian economy, worth 808 trillion Scaleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,468 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Druzzog's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holy Church of Dragons.

Druzzog is ranked 20,705^th in the world and 8^th in Lair of the Dragon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.16 law-abiding acts per hour.