The Republic of DSAT1 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.408 billion DSAT1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse DSAT1ian economy, worth 134 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,765 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT1's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

DSAT1 is ranked 84,440^th in the world and 60^th in DSAT for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.34 law-abiding acts per hour.