The Republic of DSAT49 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.417 billion DSAT49ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.
The powerhouse DSAT49ian economy, worth 127 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,615 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT49's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
DSAT49 is ranked 232,885th in the world and 76th in DSAT for Most Secular, with 14.02 Atheism Rate.
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DSAT49 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
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