The Republic of DSATC Storage is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 204 million DSATC Storageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The strong DSATC Storagean economy, worth 8.90 trillion Stones a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 43,624 Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime is moderate. DSATC Storage's national animal is the Quokka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DSATC Storage is ranked 256,171^st in the world and 93^rd in DSAT for Smartest Citizens, with 21.3 quips per hour.