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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,898thMost Patriotic: 1,966thMost Devout: 2,374th
The Rogue Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
Chill Out
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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DSN86

Population6.814 billion

CapitalBuenos Aires
LeaderDave
FaithCliodhna

Currencydollar
Animalkangaroo

The Rogue Nation of DSN86 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.814 billion DSN86ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient DSN86ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,333 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

DSN86's citizens often wander into each other's homes, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSN86's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cliodhna.

DSN86 is ranked 322,788th in the world and 580th in Mikes Hope for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,898thMost Patriotic: 1,966thMost Devout: 2,374thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,622ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,119thMost Armed: 3,252ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,670thHealthiest Citizens: 4,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,184thBest Weather: 6,247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,619thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,018thLargest Black Market: 8,034thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,078thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,488thMost Inclusive: 10,309thSmartest Citizens: 10,314thMost Accessible: 10,577thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,728thMost Efficient Economies: 11,475thLargest Mining Sector: 12,281stLargest Governments: 12,295thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,016thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,235thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,668thHighest Food Quality: 18,363rdHighest Economic Output: 20,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,486thMost Developed: 29,008thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,847th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, DSN86's citizens often wander into each other's homes.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, all facts are created equal.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in DSN86, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.

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