The Hayfieldan Ecstatic Gooiness of Dubious Green Blob is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Blobbiness King Shlop with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.386 billion Dubious Green Blobians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.

The strong Dubious Green Blobian economy, worth 62.5 trillion gobs of slime a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,096 gobs of slime, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,460 per year while the poor average 6,319, a ratio of 31.7 to 1.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, in pet stores nationwide blobs are growing in popularity, airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dubious Green Blob's national animal is the blob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Green.

Dubious Green Blob is ranked 228,590^th in the world and 5^th in The Eternal Region for Largest Black Market, with 296 billion Standard Monetary Units.