The Colony of Dudersstan is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 17.752 billion Dudersstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.

The Dudersstanian economy, worth 905 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,032 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dudersstan's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Dudersstan is ranked 102,946^th in the world and 1^st in Union of the Fascist States for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.