
| Population | 7.787 billion |
| Capital | Nanjillu |
| Leader | President Roque Lamb Elías |
| Currency | tunyo |
| Animal | ocelot |
The Republic of Duimye is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Roque Lamb Elías with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.787 billion Duimyenes are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanjillu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.
The all-consuming Duimyene economy, worth 719 trillion tunyoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,364 tunyoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 410,918 per year while the poor average 12,924, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.
Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duimye's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Duimye is ranked 158,156th in the world and 3rd in The Union of Fairer Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 822.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Duimye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Duimye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Duimye's influence in The Union of Fairer Nations rose from "Negotiator" to "Eminence Grise".
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Duimye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Duimye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Duimye's influence in The Union of Fairer Nations rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
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Duimye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Duimye changed its national currency to "tunyo".
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Duimye published "List of Political Parties in Duimye" (Meta: Reference).
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Duimye's influence in The Union of Fairer Nations rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
























