The Durmengraeternum of Durmengrauctor is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Durm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 12.345 billion Durmengrauctorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durmengrad. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Durmengrauctorian economy, worth 533 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,188 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durmengrauctor's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Durmism.

Durmengrauctor is ranked 132,166^th in the world and 3,008^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Black Market, with 1.48 trillion Standard Monetary Units.