The Dictatorship of Durmocracy is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.494 billion Durmocracyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Durmocracyian economy, worth 274 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,122 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and Durmocracy City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durmocracy's national animal is the hawk.

Durmocracy is ranked 210,938^th in the world and 2,656^th in The catholic military orders for Safest, scoring 55.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.