The Confederal Tsardom of Dyasiabelsk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Kvar Sezonoj with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.563 billion Dyasiabelskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkengrad. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyasiabelski economy, worth 810 trillion Belsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 107,110 Belsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bilingual Dyasiabelskians are viewed with suspicion, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyasiabelsk's national animal is the Dyasiabelski Mountain Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Dyasiabelsk is ranked 19,604^th in the world and 1^st in Dyasian Autonomous Territories for Highest Food Quality, scoring 118.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.