The Republic of Dyslexic Worker is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working population of 19.054 billion Dyslexic Workerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Dyslexic Workerian economy, worth 872 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,776 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyslexic Worker's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dyslexic Worker is ranked 161,499^th in the world and 3^rd in leftypol for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.