The Queendom of E2 Platinum is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.008 billion E2 Platinumians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The strong E2 Platinumian economy, worth 55.9 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,419 ★★★★★s, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and E2 Platinum has designated E2 Platinum City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. E2 Platinum's national animal is the Kuranta.

E2 Platinum is ranked 148,154^th in the world and 9^th in Kazimierz for Highest Average Incomes, with 55,419.2 Standard Monetary Units.