The Colony of Eaetafershe Antisipation Intelligence is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.767 billion Antisipation Eaetafershaps are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The strong Antisipation Eaetafershap economy, worth 109 trillion Antisipation Eaetinsins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,115 Antisipation Eaetinsins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Eaetafershe Antisipation Intelligence are born in the purple, landfills fill the land, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eaetafershe Antisipation Intelligence's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eaetafershe Antisipation Intelligence is ranked 268,214^th in the world and 1,338^th in the Outback for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.39 on the Bus Surprisal Index.