The Dictatorship of Eagle hivemind is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.096 billion Eagle hivemindians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The strong Eagle hivemindian economy, worth 115 trillion Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,892 Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, genetic researchers have been expelled, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eagle hivemind's national animal is the Snakes.

Eagle hivemind is ranked 223,661^st in the world and 1^st in FLEE for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,902.91 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.