The District of Eagles Nest is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.243 billion Rwandyts enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong Eagles Nestian economy, worth 929 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,741 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Eagles Nest has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Eagles Nest in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Eagles Nest has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a problem. Eagles Nest's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eagles Nest is ranked 258,401^st in the world and 2^nd in Rwanda for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.