The Maple Kingdom of Eareamland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Maple XXVII with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.619 billion Eareamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sëraiem. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eareamian economy, worth 839 trillion Oëms a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,355 Oëms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eareamland's national animal is the kerbal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mapleism.

Eareamland is ranked 265,081^st in the world and 66^th in Caer Sidi for Most Primitive, scoring -213.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.