The ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅᴀʀʏ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ of East Chimore is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Aristophana with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.447 billion East Chimoreans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paartadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East Chimorean economy, worth a remarkable 3,126 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,172 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic East Chimorean surveillance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Chimore is ranked 305,828^th in the world and 16^th in Lair of the Dragon for Fattest Citizens, with 2.5 Obesity Rate.