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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 47th
The Ŝtato of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mortigu viajn malamikojn kiel porkojn!
sĉ Jajdin DAJNI
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bagojo

Population8.713 billion

CapitalBagojo Urbo
Leadersĉ Jajdin DAJNI
Faithŝtatismo

Currencystelo
Animalaglo

The Ŝtato of Bagojo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sĉ Jajdin DAJNI with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.713 billion Bagojanoj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagoja economy, worth a remarkable 2,375 trillion steloj a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 272,601 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the aglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ŝtatismo.

Bagojo is ranked 76,811th in the world and 2,141st in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 101.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 47thHealthiest Citizens: 50thMost Subsidized Industry: 50thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87thBest Weather: 92ndMost Corrupt Governments: 140thLowest Crime Rates: 221stMost Influential: 391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 501stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 703rdMost Advanced Public Education: 874thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 903rdMost Pacifist: 1,058thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,300thLargest Black Market: 1,552ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,793rdMost Patriotic: 1,867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,933rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,204thLargest Governments: 2,219thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,992ndMost Developed: 4,877thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,104thHighest Food Quality: 6,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,976thHighest Economic Output: 9,971stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 19,050thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,433rdSmartest Citizens: 23,928thMost Stationary: 27,004th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Patriotic: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 237th in the regionMost Developed: 246th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 315th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 357th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 471st in the regionMost Stationary: 516th in the region

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